Sunday, December 29, 2013

Documentary reviews

ELWAY TO MARINO (30 for 30) 12-26-2013
The intrigue surrounding the NFL 1983 draft is well known, but only Marvin Demoff's personal notebooks, recently revealed, show just how deep it went. Demoff was the agent for both John Elway and Dan Marino, the two most promising prospects of that year's amazing quarterback crop. The problem was that Elway did not want to play for the Colts, who had the first pick that year, and if the Colts picked him he threatened to choose to play baseball (he had a standing offer from the Yankees, too). Demoff failed to reach a deal with the Colts, and the Colts picked him anyway. Six days later, through yet more dealing, the Colts traded him to Denver, and the rest is history. Dan Marino's story is far less complex and involved fewer trades and deals, and I doubt it would be told in the same breath if it hadn't been associated with Elway's and if Marino hadn't ended up being Marino. Demoff is convinced that these are the two best QBs to ever play the game. While that is debatable in the end, the lengths that these teams went to secure them (or get rid of them, as the case may be) shows that there may be some truth to it. This documentary was co-produced by the NFL, so it is not as "biting" as it could be; yet, it delivers a pretty ruthless picture of how players are traded as if they were commodities. Maybe an independent filmmaker would have been able to craft a social message or a critique to deliver along with the story, but personally I prefer it this way. This was enjoyable to watch, also because both Elway and Marino provide lengthy and insightful interviews.

MIRACLE 3 (SEC Storied) 12-28-2013
The story of three "miracle threes" at the 2008 SEC men's basketball championship tournament: Mykel Riley's buzzer-beater 3-pointer that sent Alabama-MSU overtime while a tornado hit the Georgia Dome, possibly saving thousands of people who would have been walking outside otherwise; the tourney directors' overnight struggle to move the following day's games to the closed and ill-equipped Georgia Tech arena; and underdog Georgia's three wins in 36 hours to win the SEC title against all odds and qualify for the NCAA tournament. I didn't even know this was a thing, let alone that it was so storied. This was an excellent, if sometimes confusingly presented, documentary. I would have liked to have more context upfront and for all three factors to be introduced immediately; instead, we are left meandering through a story that changes focus too abruptly from being the story about a 3-pointer to a story about managers to a story about a team. More organization, a la 30 for 30, would have made this unforgettable. As it is, it remains an entertaining and informative account of two crazy nights.

GOING BIG (SEC Storied) 12-28-2013
As I do not follow basketball a lot -- not since I was 15 anyway -- I was completely unaware of the story of Sam Bowie, the gentle giant whose career was marred by chronic stress fractures in both legs and who none the less managed to play 10 seasons in the NBA. Essentially, this is the story of a would-be: the consensus is that without these recurring injuries, Bowie would have been one of the best players in history, and it is only because of his bad luck and resilience that he is still remembered. Well, not just that. He is also remembered for the 1983 NBA Draft. In the same year that the NFL went from Elway to Marino, the NBA's first three picks were Hakeem Olajuwon (Houston), Bowie (Portland), and Jordan (Chicago). The Trailblazers' choice to go for Bowie instead of Jordan are often scorned, but this documentary does an excellent job of showing how at that time, with what was known, the choice made good sense. I enjoyed the insightful interviews with Bowie, which drive the narration, and the massive amount of newspaper headlines and archive footage to show the story, rather than tell it. One of my favorite basketball documentaries to date, though admittedly I have not watched too many.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Europa League Round of 32

Select match-ups from the Nyon bowls:

  • Dnipro-Tottenham
  • Swansea-Napoli
  • Juventus-Trabzonspor
  • Viktoria Plzen-Shakhtar Donetsk
  • Esbjerg-Fiorentina
  • Ajax-Salzburg
  • Porto-Eintracht
  • Dinamo Kyiv-Valencia
  • Paok-Benfica
No amazing games, as is normal for this stage of the tournament. Perhaps the best are Swansea-Napoli and Viktoria-Shakhtar, which is telling. Still, as usual, will be watching...

UEFA Champions League Round of 16

The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 has been drawn:

MANCHESTER CITY – BARCELONA
A first-ever match-up! Some say that City are favorite. Either way, this is by far the best match-up.

OLYMPIACOS – MANCHESTER UNITED
Despite being mediocre this year, with this easy draw Moyes' men just may advance.

MILAN  ATLETICO MADRID
First-ever match-up, and on any other year it would be good. As it is, Milan are as good as out.

BAYER LEVERKUSEN  PARIS ST. GERMAN
Easy peasy for the French champs. This should be the least interesting of them all.

GALATASARAY – CHELSEA
The most storied match. Mourinho vs. Drogba (so many stories) and Mourinho vs. Mancini (two former Inter coaches). Plus, both stadiums are hell to play in. Great drama coming up. Also a first-ever meeting.

SCHALKE 04  REAL MADRID
First-ever match-up. Should be easy for Ancelotti.

ZENIT ST. PETERSBURG  BORUSSIA DORTMUND
While a one-sided match on paper, Spalletti's men are dangerous and Klopp shouldn't underestimate them.

BAYERN MUNICH  ARSENAL
What could (would?) have been the final if Arsenal hadn't mucked up their group. Great game! I can't wait.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Champions League R16 lineup before the draw...

Six months and six rounds later, we have our Champions League Round of 16 teams! There were no major surprises in the group stage, though it is always unpleasant to see teams knocked out with 12 points.

Here are the seeded (group winners) and unseeded (group runners-up) teams. The knockout stage draw will be Monday, December 16th in Nyon, at noon CET, so 6:00 a.m. Eastern US. The first legs will be played on February 18, 19, 25, 26 and the second legs on March 11, 12, 18, 19. The quarterfinal draw will be on March 21st.

As UEFA.com reports: "The runners-up are drawn first and play the first-leg matches at home. They cannot be paired with either the winners from their section or clubs from the same association."

Champions League R16 seeded teams: group winners
Manchester United.......... England
Real Madrid..................... Spain
Paris Saint-German........ France
Bayern Munich................. Germany (advance as winners over Man City on goal difference)
Chelsea............................ England
Borussia Dortmund......... Germany (advance as winners over Arsenal on goal difference)
Atletico Madrid................ Spain
Barcelona........................ Spain

Champions League R16 unseeded teams: group runners-up
Bayer Leverkusen............ Germany
Galatasaray...................... Turkey
Olympiakos...................... Greece (advance over Benfica on standings)
Manchester City............... England
Schalke 04....................... Germany
Arsenal............................. England (advance over Napoli on goal difference)
Zenit St. Petersburg........ Russia
Milan................................. Italy

Third-ranked teams that advance to the Europa League R32
Shakhtar Donetsk........... Ukraine
Juventus........................... Italy
Benfica............................. Portugal
Viktoria Plzen.................. Czech Republic (advance over CSKA Moscow on goal difference)
Basel................................ Switzerland
Napoli............................... Italy
Porto................................. Portugal (advance over Austria Vienna on standings)
Ajax................................... Netherlands

Germany advance all four teams again, two as first. England also advance all three, two as first. Spain advance three out of four, all three as first. Italy fall short by only advancing one, as runner-up, as both Juventus and Napoli are knocked out in the last five minutes of the last match day. This means that the current UEFA coefficients for direct group stage qualifiers have been respected and are likely to stay the same in the near future (currently: Germany 4, Spain 4, England 4, Italy 3, France 2).

Given the draw restrictions, I think that these would be the most interesting match-ups to come out of the Nyon bowls on Monday:

  • Chelsea-Milan, because they have literally never met in official international competitions!
  • Barcelona-Manchester City, for the same reason!
  • Real Madrid-Arsenal, because they have not met since the R16 of 2005-2006.
  • Manchester United-Bayer Leverkusen, because Bayer have an actual shot at advancing
  • Bayern Munich-Zenit St. Petersburg, because Guardiola used to be Spalletti's player at Roma

I can't wait to find out.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Some early observations about the WC groups

The draw was the usual shitshow. As US coach Klinsmann said: "they could have just e-mailed us our opponents and that would be fine." Ha! I agree. Also, who the hell let Fernanda Lima on the stage?! Now finally we can talk about real football.

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The hosts have been relatively lucky, though there are no dead weights in this group. Perhaps more importantly, Croatia, Mexico, and Cameroon are all at more or less the same level, and in few groups will the second spot be so hotly contested. Also, Brazil should beware of racking up three lopsided wins and become overconfident going into the R16, when the real World Cup begins. My projection: BRAZIL and CAMEROON.


The first Group of Death, for Australia anyway: they Kangaroos are practically out, while Spain, Netherlands, and Chile will battle it out. This group has both finalists from the latest edition (Spain and Netherlands). This also happened in 2010, when Italy and France were in the same group -- and both went out in the group stage. I don't see that happening to Spain, but given the recent Oranje mishaps I think that Chile have a leg up. This will be a lot of fun to watch. My projection: SPAIN and CHILE.

One of two easiest groups, though this one too will be interesting due to the four teams being roughly even. I give a slight edge to Colombia and Ivory Coast, but Japan's fizz and Greece's bus-parking abilities ought not to be underestimated. My projection: COLOMBIA and IVORY COAST.



The second Group of Death and the only one with three previous World Cup winners! There is much footballing history here, for if England is the "mother" of football, Uruguay is surely the "father," and Uruguayans are basically Italian expatriates. These three have also met recently in major tourneys (Euro 2012 and Confeds 2013): Italy have always prevailed, but always on penalties after very close matches. While I like Costa Rica, this group should prove too much for them. I also trust Italy's ability to perform best against good teams. My projectionITALY and URUGUAY.

The easiest group by popular consensus, so the French have scored big this time. Of course, France are themselves a very weak team lately, and I think that no amount of last-minute good luck will change that. Still, given the field, they ought to qualify. Also, I think that Switzerland will surprise. While they're no Belgium, they are slowly rising as a new force of European football. Let me put it this way: for the first time, Switzerland at their best are better than France at their best. My projection: SWITZERLAND and FRANCE.

Argentina got lucky again, but they've been lucky the last few times around and haven't been able to deliver when it really mattered. Still, that rarely happened in the group stage, so I think they will cruise. Bosnia and Nigeria will contend the second spot, and frankly I think that much will depend on the Bosnians. They are a young team with extremely promising talents, and if they're in the mood they can do great. As it stands, I trust experienced Nigeria more. Iran are glad to be here. My projection: ARGENTINA and NIGERIA.

The third Group of Death, and in my view this is the real killer. Unlike in B and D, here there are no "cushion" teams and all four have a genuine shot. Surely the USA look weakest on paper, but I would not discount Klinsmann and an overall experienced team. Conversely, Ghana do not look as good as in the past, and for that matter neither does Portugal Ronaldo, I mean (they have no team). With the exception perhaps of Germany, who as usual have the skill to go all the way, this one is up for grabs. My projection: GERMANY and PORTUGAL.

Belgium got lucky, and I am glad, because they deserve to be in the knockout rounds (and we deserve to see them play at high level). I think they are not a fluke and will deliver when it matters. Russia are the obvious candidate for the second spot, but watch out for the ever-resourceful Koreans, who while not as brilliant as one might have predicted 12 years ago, they are still dangerous. My projection: BELGIUM and RUSSIA.


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Possible brackets coming up next...
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ROUND OF 16

BRAZIL  Chile
Colombia – URUGUAY
Switzerland – NIGERIA
GERMANY – Russia
SPAIN – Cameroon
ITALY – Ivory Coast
ARGENTINA – France
BELGIUM – Portugal
QUARTERFINALS

BRAZIL – Uruguay
Nigeria  GERMANY
SPAIN  Italy
ARGENTINA  Belgium

SEMIFINALS

BRAZIL – Germany
Spain – ARGENTINA
FINAL

BRAZIL – Argentina
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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Three unbelievably funny sports GIFs

Out of the shotgun... play action... pass downfield... TOUCHDOWN! (but he threw way past the line of scrimmage!)

Does this count as excessive celebration? Did they ALL get yellows? Doesn't matter: I want that photo.
Mourinho's attack plan for Chelsea strikers.