Sunday, December 29, 2013

Documentary reviews

ELWAY TO MARINO (30 for 30) 12-26-2013
The intrigue surrounding the NFL 1983 draft is well known, but only Marvin Demoff's personal notebooks, recently revealed, show just how deep it went. Demoff was the agent for both John Elway and Dan Marino, the two most promising prospects of that year's amazing quarterback crop. The problem was that Elway did not want to play for the Colts, who had the first pick that year, and if the Colts picked him he threatened to choose to play baseball (he had a standing offer from the Yankees, too). Demoff failed to reach a deal with the Colts, and the Colts picked him anyway. Six days later, through yet more dealing, the Colts traded him to Denver, and the rest is history. Dan Marino's story is far less complex and involved fewer trades and deals, and I doubt it would be told in the same breath if it hadn't been associated with Elway's and if Marino hadn't ended up being Marino. Demoff is convinced that these are the two best QBs to ever play the game. While that is debatable in the end, the lengths that these teams went to secure them (or get rid of them, as the case may be) shows that there may be some truth to it. This documentary was co-produced by the NFL, so it is not as "biting" as it could be; yet, it delivers a pretty ruthless picture of how players are traded as if they were commodities. Maybe an independent filmmaker would have been able to craft a social message or a critique to deliver along with the story, but personally I prefer it this way. This was enjoyable to watch, also because both Elway and Marino provide lengthy and insightful interviews.

MIRACLE 3 (SEC Storied) 12-28-2013
The story of three "miracle threes" at the 2008 SEC men's basketball championship tournament: Mykel Riley's buzzer-beater 3-pointer that sent Alabama-MSU overtime while a tornado hit the Georgia Dome, possibly saving thousands of people who would have been walking outside otherwise; the tourney directors' overnight struggle to move the following day's games to the closed and ill-equipped Georgia Tech arena; and underdog Georgia's three wins in 36 hours to win the SEC title against all odds and qualify for the NCAA tournament. I didn't even know this was a thing, let alone that it was so storied. This was an excellent, if sometimes confusingly presented, documentary. I would have liked to have more context upfront and for all three factors to be introduced immediately; instead, we are left meandering through a story that changes focus too abruptly from being the story about a 3-pointer to a story about managers to a story about a team. More organization, a la 30 for 30, would have made this unforgettable. As it is, it remains an entertaining and informative account of two crazy nights.

GOING BIG (SEC Storied) 12-28-2013
As I do not follow basketball a lot -- not since I was 15 anyway -- I was completely unaware of the story of Sam Bowie, the gentle giant whose career was marred by chronic stress fractures in both legs and who none the less managed to play 10 seasons in the NBA. Essentially, this is the story of a would-be: the consensus is that without these recurring injuries, Bowie would have been one of the best players in history, and it is only because of his bad luck and resilience that he is still remembered. Well, not just that. He is also remembered for the 1983 NBA Draft. In the same year that the NFL went from Elway to Marino, the NBA's first three picks were Hakeem Olajuwon (Houston), Bowie (Portland), and Jordan (Chicago). The Trailblazers' choice to go for Bowie instead of Jordan are often scorned, but this documentary does an excellent job of showing how at that time, with what was known, the choice made good sense. I enjoyed the insightful interviews with Bowie, which drive the narration, and the massive amount of newspaper headlines and archive footage to show the story, rather than tell it. One of my favorite basketball documentaries to date, though admittedly I have not watched too many.

Monday, December 16, 2013

Europa League Round of 32

Select match-ups from the Nyon bowls:

  • Dnipro-Tottenham
  • Swansea-Napoli
  • Juventus-Trabzonspor
  • Viktoria Plzen-Shakhtar Donetsk
  • Esbjerg-Fiorentina
  • Ajax-Salzburg
  • Porto-Eintracht
  • Dinamo Kyiv-Valencia
  • Paok-Benfica
No amazing games, as is normal for this stage of the tournament. Perhaps the best are Swansea-Napoli and Viktoria-Shakhtar, which is telling. Still, as usual, will be watching...

UEFA Champions League Round of 16

The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 has been drawn:

MANCHESTER CITY – BARCELONA
A first-ever match-up! Some say that City are favorite. Either way, this is by far the best match-up.

OLYMPIACOS – MANCHESTER UNITED
Despite being mediocre this year, with this easy draw Moyes' men just may advance.

MILAN  ATLETICO MADRID
First-ever match-up, and on any other year it would be good. As it is, Milan are as good as out.

BAYER LEVERKUSEN  PARIS ST. GERMAN
Easy peasy for the French champs. This should be the least interesting of them all.

GALATASARAY – CHELSEA
The most storied match. Mourinho vs. Drogba (so many stories) and Mourinho vs. Mancini (two former Inter coaches). Plus, both stadiums are hell to play in. Great drama coming up. Also a first-ever meeting.

SCHALKE 04  REAL MADRID
First-ever match-up. Should be easy for Ancelotti.

ZENIT ST. PETERSBURG  BORUSSIA DORTMUND
While a one-sided match on paper, Spalletti's men are dangerous and Klopp shouldn't underestimate them.

BAYERN MUNICH  ARSENAL
What could (would?) have been the final if Arsenal hadn't mucked up their group. Great game! I can't wait.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Champions League R16 lineup before the draw...

Six months and six rounds later, we have our Champions League Round of 16 teams! There were no major surprises in the group stage, though it is always unpleasant to see teams knocked out with 12 points.

Here are the seeded (group winners) and unseeded (group runners-up) teams. The knockout stage draw will be Monday, December 16th in Nyon, at noon CET, so 6:00 a.m. Eastern US. The first legs will be played on February 18, 19, 25, 26 and the second legs on March 11, 12, 18, 19. The quarterfinal draw will be on March 21st.

As UEFA.com reports: "The runners-up are drawn first and play the first-leg matches at home. They cannot be paired with either the winners from their section or clubs from the same association."

Champions League R16 seeded teams: group winners
Manchester United.......... England
Real Madrid..................... Spain
Paris Saint-German........ France
Bayern Munich................. Germany (advance as winners over Man City on goal difference)
Chelsea............................ England
Borussia Dortmund......... Germany (advance as winners over Arsenal on goal difference)
Atletico Madrid................ Spain
Barcelona........................ Spain

Champions League R16 unseeded teams: group runners-up
Bayer Leverkusen............ Germany
Galatasaray...................... Turkey
Olympiakos...................... Greece (advance over Benfica on standings)
Manchester City............... England
Schalke 04....................... Germany
Arsenal............................. England (advance over Napoli on goal difference)
Zenit St. Petersburg........ Russia
Milan................................. Italy

Third-ranked teams that advance to the Europa League R32
Shakhtar Donetsk........... Ukraine
Juventus........................... Italy
Benfica............................. Portugal
Viktoria Plzen.................. Czech Republic (advance over CSKA Moscow on goal difference)
Basel................................ Switzerland
Napoli............................... Italy
Porto................................. Portugal (advance over Austria Vienna on standings)
Ajax................................... Netherlands

Germany advance all four teams again, two as first. England also advance all three, two as first. Spain advance three out of four, all three as first. Italy fall short by only advancing one, as runner-up, as both Juventus and Napoli are knocked out in the last five minutes of the last match day. This means that the current UEFA coefficients for direct group stage qualifiers have been respected and are likely to stay the same in the near future (currently: Germany 4, Spain 4, England 4, Italy 3, France 2).

Given the draw restrictions, I think that these would be the most interesting match-ups to come out of the Nyon bowls on Monday:

  • Chelsea-Milan, because they have literally never met in official international competitions!
  • Barcelona-Manchester City, for the same reason!
  • Real Madrid-Arsenal, because they have not met since the R16 of 2005-2006.
  • Manchester United-Bayer Leverkusen, because Bayer have an actual shot at advancing
  • Bayern Munich-Zenit St. Petersburg, because Guardiola used to be Spalletti's player at Roma

I can't wait to find out.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Some early observations about the WC groups

The draw was the usual shitshow. As US coach Klinsmann said: "they could have just e-mailed us our opponents and that would be fine." Ha! I agree. Also, who the hell let Fernanda Lima on the stage?! Now finally we can talk about real football.

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The hosts have been relatively lucky, though there are no dead weights in this group. Perhaps more importantly, Croatia, Mexico, and Cameroon are all at more or less the same level, and in few groups will the second spot be so hotly contested. Also, Brazil should beware of racking up three lopsided wins and become overconfident going into the R16, when the real World Cup begins. My projection: BRAZIL and CAMEROON.


The first Group of Death, for Australia anyway: they Kangaroos are practically out, while Spain, Netherlands, and Chile will battle it out. This group has both finalists from the latest edition (Spain and Netherlands). This also happened in 2010, when Italy and France were in the same group -- and both went out in the group stage. I don't see that happening to Spain, but given the recent Oranje mishaps I think that Chile have a leg up. This will be a lot of fun to watch. My projection: SPAIN and CHILE.

One of two easiest groups, though this one too will be interesting due to the four teams being roughly even. I give a slight edge to Colombia and Ivory Coast, but Japan's fizz and Greece's bus-parking abilities ought not to be underestimated. My projection: COLOMBIA and IVORY COAST.



The second Group of Death and the only one with three previous World Cup winners! There is much footballing history here, for if England is the "mother" of football, Uruguay is surely the "father," and Uruguayans are basically Italian expatriates. These three have also met recently in major tourneys (Euro 2012 and Confeds 2013): Italy have always prevailed, but always on penalties after very close matches. While I like Costa Rica, this group should prove too much for them. I also trust Italy's ability to perform best against good teams. My projectionITALY and URUGUAY.

The easiest group by popular consensus, so the French have scored big this time. Of course, France are themselves a very weak team lately, and I think that no amount of last-minute good luck will change that. Still, given the field, they ought to qualify. Also, I think that Switzerland will surprise. While they're no Belgium, they are slowly rising as a new force of European football. Let me put it this way: for the first time, Switzerland at their best are better than France at their best. My projection: SWITZERLAND and FRANCE.

Argentina got lucky again, but they've been lucky the last few times around and haven't been able to deliver when it really mattered. Still, that rarely happened in the group stage, so I think they will cruise. Bosnia and Nigeria will contend the second spot, and frankly I think that much will depend on the Bosnians. They are a young team with extremely promising talents, and if they're in the mood they can do great. As it stands, I trust experienced Nigeria more. Iran are glad to be here. My projection: ARGENTINA and NIGERIA.

The third Group of Death, and in my view this is the real killer. Unlike in B and D, here there are no "cushion" teams and all four have a genuine shot. Surely the USA look weakest on paper, but I would not discount Klinsmann and an overall experienced team. Conversely, Ghana do not look as good as in the past, and for that matter neither does Portugal Ronaldo, I mean (they have no team). With the exception perhaps of Germany, who as usual have the skill to go all the way, this one is up for grabs. My projection: GERMANY and PORTUGAL.

Belgium got lucky, and I am glad, because they deserve to be in the knockout rounds (and we deserve to see them play at high level). I think they are not a fluke and will deliver when it matters. Russia are the obvious candidate for the second spot, but watch out for the ever-resourceful Koreans, who while not as brilliant as one might have predicted 12 years ago, they are still dangerous. My projection: BELGIUM and RUSSIA.


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Possible brackets coming up next...
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ROUND OF 16

BRAZIL  Chile
Colombia – URUGUAY
Switzerland – NIGERIA
GERMANY – Russia
SPAIN – Cameroon
ITALY – Ivory Coast
ARGENTINA – France
BELGIUM – Portugal
QUARTERFINALS

BRAZIL – Uruguay
Nigeria  GERMANY
SPAIN  Italy
ARGENTINA  Belgium

SEMIFINALS

BRAZIL – Germany
Spain – ARGENTINA
FINAL

BRAZIL – Argentina
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Sunday, December 1, 2013

Three unbelievably funny sports GIFs

Out of the shotgun... play action... pass downfield... TOUCHDOWN! (but he threw way past the line of scrimmage!)

Does this count as excessive celebration? Did they ALL get yellows? Doesn't matter: I want that photo.
Mourinho's attack plan for Chelsea strikers.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

The best night of college football

"Who is writing this stuff?!"
--Ian Darke, May 13th 2012, as Manchester City won the EPL title at the last second

Tonight ranks among the best sport nights of my entire life. I do not say this lightly. The last time I have felt this way was when Chelsea won the Champions League in May 2012. This is different, and yet the strength of the emotion is very similar.

Rather than my team winning a major trophy, tonight was a convergence of some amazing games, topped off by what is certainly the single best game finish in college football history. I am still far too swept by emotion to recount it in as much detail as it deserved. Suffice it to say that within the span of a few hours, Ohio State and Michigan battled it out in one of their best rivalry games to date; Virginia Tech beat Virginia for the tenth straight year; and Auburn defeated top-ranked Alabama in a glorious apotheosis thanks to an unbelievable sequence of plays in the last few seconds.

When Chris Davis returned the missed field goal, I could not believe my eyes. I kept thinking, "surely he can't expect to go far... I mean... wait... there must be a flag... oh god... oh please... NO FUCKING WAY!"

And then, just as when Chelsea won the UCL, I screamed and ran across the room like a man possessed. In the last few years of slowly becoming educated in the ways of American college football, I've hated no team more than Alabama, for the sole reason that they have been winning easy, far, and wide for as long as I have been into this sport -- and winners suck. And as I also often root for the underdog, supporting Auburn in this Iron Bowl was a no-brainer. I had been bragging all day that the Tigers would win, but I didn't really believe it. Not until that very last second. And even now it feels weird. I can only imagine what's going on right now, both in Auburn and in Tuscaloosa.

I don't have it in me yet to describe the game exactly, so I will just post a video of the final play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t9nNiH8g4A

But there is much more to say, of course. Another time.

Five controversies on Sochi 2014 and major sporting events in general

Brazilian unionists protest the privatization of public transport for the World Cup.

Much controversy has surrounded the preparations for the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics. By itself that is remarkably unremarkable, as controversy always surrounds major global sporting events. Here I want to attempt to break down five sources of debate, some of which also apply to sports in general rather than to specific one-off events.

  • THE HOSTS SUCK. To some extent, this objection is leveled to every venue for every event: Moscow in 1980 was communist, Atlanta 1996 was bought by Coca-Cola, South Africa in 2010 was dangerous, Brazil 2014 exploits poor workers, and so forth, all the way back to the most infamous, Berlin 1936. Now the latest is that Russia hates gays. No one place is immune from such social criticism... nor should it be, because the critics are usually right: most places do in fact suck, some worse than others. Hitler sucked worse than Putin; Putin worse than Roussef; etc. If we wait for morally irreprehensible venues, the next Olympics would be on the moon. Some might say that this just one more reason to give up on sports, but see my next point. (More subjectively, I am also deaf from that ear: whenever extremists like Italian journalist Bruno Vespa claim that we should shut down all the pro leagues, I just tune them out). If anything, major sporting events are occasions to highlight political issues and make them visible to the world at large. This can be done by participation, or by boycott, or by media attention, or in many other ways. Jesse Owens did it by winning. The USA in 1980 did it by boycotting. As no one is expected to boycott Sochi 2014, and given that human rights are a hot topic in the West right now, I expect there to be major media coverage of Russia's disgusting discrimination. This, too, is one of the functions of sport (think about the World Cup in Brazil 1950, or what the Seoul Olympics did for the North-South divide).
    • Edit. Let me be very clear here. I am not trying to silence critics. Quite the opposite, in fact. I am saying that if you don't like the host country, your only options are not to either submit or to call for the cancellation of the event. You don't like that Russia is criminalizing homosexuality? Neither do I. Let's write about it, scream about it, make a lot of noise, take to the streets, and put the money where the mouth is. All of those forms of protest are completely compatible with watching the actual the Games and enjoying them as sports. If you think that people shouldn't even watch them because it would constitute hypocrisy, or a betrayal of your commitments, I disagree with you. At most that's a boycott of your living room, not of the Games. (I am looking at you, George Takei). You, as a viewer, are not in a position to boycott anything, save for the advertisers who sponsor the Olympics. Athletes and federations are, instead, so what you can do is make a lot of noise about it to them. Or you can criticize the IOC for choosing to award the Olympics to such a rogue country, but again, no countries are saints, and not having sports is just not an option.

  • TOO MUCH MONEY. The event vacuums in funds that could be used elsewhere, such as for social programs. I find this one ludicrous. It is the same argument that some raise against space exploration, high-tech research, etc. Sporting events are public goods that are enjoyed by and valuable to large slices of the population, and which, when adequately planned, greatly stimulate an economy. Very few people's interests are served by gutting them. If anything, the following two criticisms make sense. For one, major sporting events must not be occasions to exploit workers. When exploitation happens, the media coverage is once again useful to highlight and evidence it, because that sort of injustice probably exists in the host country quite apart from the sporting event: if the powers that be are quick to exploit workers to meet IOC deadlines, chances are that they are quick to exploit them every other day too. Second, there needs to be less money in sports, but it has to come out of the salaries of star athletes and a reduction in the bullying preponderance of ad revenues. The problem is not the $51 billion spent on Sochi, but the $51 billion that the world's top ten soccer stars make in a lifetime. The world needs sports, but no player needs the world.

  • TOO MUCH ATTENTION. "While a major sporting event is going on, there is little room in the news for anything else." For one, it is not true. Sports coverage is relegated to either special newscasts (sports broadcasters in the US) or to the middle or bottom of a news run schedule. Exceptions are very rare, and they are usually made for one-day events (the Super Bowl in the US or the Champions League final in the EU) or to cover a unique event (Michael Phelps or Wilma Rudolph). Even during the Olympics, which are arguably the most followed two-week sporting event in the world, the coverage of non-sports newscasts and newspaper is negligible. Finally, even assuming that this were true -- is it really such a bad thing? Must we talk about injustice, war, and famine all day every day? I am fully aware that the current world demands that we not be distracted from the fundamental injustice that afflicts us. But those who claim that sports "takes attention away" from "serious things" seem to me to need a major dose of lightening up. You can be 90% obsessed with your cause, as opposed to 100%, and that will be plenty enough! ;-)

  • INEQUALITY. There is no denying that sports are male-dominated affairs. Even in the US, which is one of the world's most progressive countries in this sense, Title IX has done little more than institutionalize a female presence in sports, without a corresponding shift in the prevailing social attitudes -- when is the last time you saw women's sports in prime time? And some of the world's most followed sporting events, such as the World Cup and the Champions League final, are male exclusives. I agree with this criticism completely, though of course it is less applicable to the Olympics, which are more equal sex-wise. Until 40-50 years ago, women's Olympic sports were still poorly attended and poorly funded, but that has not been the case for a long time now. Also, and related to the previous points, major sporting events are excellent occasions to promote equality at all levels. The very "men and women" categorical divide in sports has been repeatedly challenged in the last few years (Caster Semenya), as has been the ableism that sport is sometimes seen to promote (Oscar Pistorius). And of course racism is no longer a significant issue in world sports, not as much as it is in local leagues such as the Premier League and the NFL. Recall the joke: "if sport isn't racist, then why does the black guy always win?"

  • COMPETITION IS BAD. Every time that there is a major sporting event, someone inevitably pulls the "we should encourage collaboration, not competition" card. I am tired of hearing about it and of rebutting it. Instead, I will link to an old piece that I wrote about the ethics of lopsided victories, which contains observations about the very nature of competition. In short: (1) competition and antagonism aren't the same thing; (2) competition in sport engenders collaboration outside of sports; (3) most people who say that they hate competition in sports hypocritically cherish it elsewhere in life; and (4) those who are truly afraid of all competition anywhere could use with a little perspective. At most, the following argument can be made, by rejecting #2: that sport encourages tribalism and factions and divides more than it unites. I partially agree with this problem, which I address in a forthcoming piece. The short of it is: sport does increase tribalism, but it also lessens it, depending on application and preexisting social circumstances. Sometimes sport acts as a mirror, while others it is a catalyst. I think that it is the former far more often than the latter, but it is definitely the latter as well, and that needs to be addressed (but of course you don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, etc etc etc -- again, I am deaf to those who argue for the dissolution of all pro sports).

Rivalry week!

This part of my schedule for today's games. I have a three-screen setup but I don't know that I'll be able to stay awake through it all. LOL.

Damn, I love college football. It's even more awesome the last week of regular season.

By the way, the pic is from my comprehensive schedule, which I print every week. I might post all of it at some point in the future...


Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Champions League round of 16 qualification scenarios

Five match days down, one to go. With one game left, most teams still have a shot, and thankfully no groups are already completely decided, so it should be fun to follow. Groups A-D play on December 10 and groups F-H play on December 11. Below is the group-by-group analysis. Standings and pictures from UEFA.

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Matchday 6: Sociedad-Leverkusen, Manchester-Donetsk. United are already through and Real are already out from everything. Shakhtar control their own fate, but it will be hard to pull off more than a point at Old Trafford. So Bayer has a golden chance. Two possible ties. If Shakhtar and Bayer both end up with 8 points, Bayer advance (4-0, 0-0 against Shakhtar) and Shakhtar are in the Europa League. If Shakhtar and Man Utd both end up with 11 points, Shakhtar win the group, Man Utd advance as second (previous meeting was 0-0), and Bayer are in the Europa League.

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Matchday 6: Kobenhavn-Real, Galatasaray-Juventus. Real are through. Kobenhavn are out of the CL but still running for a Europa spot. Between Juventus and Galatasaray, the Italians have it easier. If Gala win, they advance no matter what Kobenhavn does (goal difference in previous meetings: 3-1, 0-1). In that case, Kobenhavn will go to Europa with a win, and forfeit that to Juve with a draw or loss. If Juve win or draw in Istanbul, they advance even if Kobenhavn win (1-1, 3-1 against them previously). Should both Galatasaray and Kobenhavn lose, Gala will take the Europa spot by the same criterion as above (goal difference). This is one of three groups (with E and H) where the two teams who can still advance to the R16 square off directly on the final day, so it will be exciting.

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Matchday 6: Olympiacos-Anderlecht, Benfica-PSG. Olympiacos and Benfica will battle at a distance as they both host teams that have nothing to say. Should they both win, both draw, or both lose, Olympiacos will advance (1-1, 1-0 in previous meetings) and Benfica will go to the Europa League. This is among the simplest groups, as no other ties are possible.

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Matchday 6: Plzen-CSKA, Bayern-City. Despite the very uneven group, not all is already said and done. The Europa league spot is still open, and City and Bayern can still contest the top spot. The tiebreakers are somewhat complex, as usual. Group winner race. If City beat Bayern, top spot will be determined by goal difference between them. Bayern won their previous game 1-3, so currently Bayern +2 and City -2, so City advance as first if they win by 3+ goals and as second if they lose, draw, or win by 1 goal. If City win by 2 goals, whoever will have scored the most goals advances as first: City with a win of at least 2-4 and Bayern otherwise. Should City win exactly 1-3, goals scored will fail to break (as both wins will have been with the same score) and so will most away goals (as both wins will have been away). In that case, Bayern advances as first on overall group goal difference, which will be +11 versus +9 for Man City. Europa League race. CSKA beat Viktoria 3-2, so Viktoria's only chance now is to beat CSKA by 2+ goals and advance by goal difference. If they beat them by 1 goal and score fewer than 3 (either 2-1 or 1-0), CSKA still advances on most goals scored. If they beat them exactly 3-2, CSKA advance on overall group goal difference, which will be -9 to -11... ironically the same numbers as Bayern and Man City, but in reverse!

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Matchday 6: Chelsea-Steaua, Schalke-Basel. Chelsea are through, though not necessarily as first, and Steaua are out from everything. The cutthroat game to watch is of course Schalke-Basel. If Schalke win and Chelsea draw, Chelsea are first on points (twice 3-0 to Schalke), Schalke advance as second, and Basel go to Europa. If Chelsea lose and Schalke-Basel draw, Basel are first on points (2-1, 1-0 to Chelsea), Chelsea advance as second, and Schalke go to Europa. Finally, if Basel win there are no possible ties: they advance as second with a Chelsea win and as first with a Chelsea loss or draw, and either way Schalke go to Europa.

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Matchday 6: Napoli-Arsenal, Marseille-Borussia. This group is complex. Napoli hope that Borussia either lose (Napoli advance with a win or a draw) or draw (Napoli advance with a win), which will send the Italians to the CL R16 and the Germans to Europa. Instead, if Borussia and Napoli both draw or both lose, Borussia advance on goal difference between them (lost 1-2 but won 3-1) and Napoli goes to Europa. And if both Borussia and Napoli win, there will be a three-way tie at the top! In that case, the second possible tiebreaker is assured to break it. As Marseille are already out, the list below assumes that the team that fails to advance among these three will clinch the Europa spot:
  • Higher points among tied teams. This will fail to break the tie: Napoli 6, Arsenal 6, Borussia 6.
  • Goal difference among tied teams. Currently it is Arsenal +2, Borussia +1, Napoli -3. Borussia's game against Marseille does not count, so they stay at +1. The size of Napoli's win against Arsenal matters.
    • If Napoli win by 3+ goals: Borussia and Napoli advance: Borussia +1, Napoli ≥0, Arsenal ≤-1.
    • If Napoli win by 2 goals: Arsenal and Borussia advance: Borussia +1, Arsenal 0, Napoli -1.
    • If Napoli win by 1 goal: Arsenal and Borussia advance: Borussia +1, Arsenal +1, Napoli -2.
      • In this scenario, Borussia advance as first for having scored more away goals (1-2 win in London, vs. Arsenal's 0-1 win in Dortmund) and Arsenal advance as second.
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Matchday 6: Atletico-Porto, Austria-Zenit. Porto and Zenit are still running and both play away to teams that are already done. One possible tie happens if Zenit lose and Porto draw. In that case, Zenit advance on higher points and Porto go to Europa, as Zenit beat Porto once and drew the other. Austria Wien is out of the Europa as well, because even if they win and Porto lose, Porto beat them once and drew the other. So, at worst, the loser of the R16 race between Porto and Zenit is still guaranteed a spot in the Europa.

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Matchday 6: Milan-Ajax, Barcelona-Celtic. Barcelona are through and Celtic are out; the rest is open. As Barcelona are expected to dispose of the Scots, whoever wins between Milan and Ajax advances; or, if they draw, Milan advance. The only possible tie is if Ajax beat Milan and Barcelona lose to Celtic. In that case, Barcelona advance as first (beat Ajax 4-0 and lost 1-2). Barcelona can only advance as second in the group by losing to Celtic and if Milan defeat Ajax. Needless to say, since Celtic are already out, whoever loses the R16 race between Milan and Ajax is guaranteed to clinch the Europa League spot.

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Mou's face is always relevant, so there.

Deadly accident Itaquerao stadium in Sao Paulo

This is the stadium that is set to host the opening match of the 2014 World Cup between Brazil and one of the teams drawn into its group. Apparently a large crane collapsed, taking with it part of the seat covering, which took the lives of three workers. It is still unclear what happened exactly.

See reports herehere, and here. Pictures below this post.

I am not sure if this was a "genuine" accident or the result of poor worker safety. Certainly the labor disputes in Brazil have been making headlines for close to two years now, and with FIFA deadlines for venue completion fast approaching (end of December) there is enormous pressure on the organization to get stuff done quickly... so it would not surprise me if worker safety was compromised.

That would be damn unfortunate and extremely upsetting. I am ridiculously excited for this World Cup, but I'll bet that so were the three guys whose wives' and children's lives just changed forever. If foul play or sloppiness were involved, and if those were ultimately caused by corporate interests, it will put a significant moral damper on the World Cup.

Of course, similar debates can be had about the vast majority of large public events, from music concerts to political rallies, so I certainly would not endorse the ridiculous cries of anti-sports fanatics who want to shut the whole thing down forever. But it does remain unsettling and I hope that it continues to be talked about.

This February, Sochi will be a taste of what a majorly contested sporting event looks like. That has not happened since Munich 1972, and even then that was different. I look forward to that debate (though not to those radicals who cry for boycotts because they have this fantasy that sports culture is an enemy of justice and progress; they sure will be unbearable come February, but I am sure that I am just as unbearable in their eyes).








Tuesday, November 26, 2013

"Harvard Beats Yale 29-29"

is one of the best sports documentaries I've ever seen, despite the low budget. Delightfully intertwines the social milieu, the human stories, and the game into an entertaining short feature film. Warmly recommended. No knowledge of or passion for football required. 

You can watch the movie for free at Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/189206


Saturday, November 23, 2013

World Cup 2014: Top 11 for the Top 10

It's normal for the world's best to play in the World Cup: that's kinda the point. This year has no more talent than usual, but it is distributed differently as many nations are in the middle of the generational transition. This should result in fewer powerhouses and a less predictable tournament.

Below is what I take to be the top 11 (players) for the top 10 (teams). Of course, who actually starts or sits in six months is ultimately decided by the coach depending on fitness, health, opponents, and what happens in practice day in and day out, so consider these to be "best case scenario" selections.

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BRAZIL

Starting 11: Julio Cesar;  Luiz, Dante, Dani Alves;  Ramires, Oscar, Paulinho, Hernanes;  Robinho, Neymar, Hulk.

Also: Thiago Silva, Maicon, Leiva, Jo, Kaka, Pato.


SPAIN

Starting 11: Casillas;  Ramos, Arbeloa, Albiol;  Iniesta, Xavi, Alonso, Fabregas; Torres, Villa, Pedro.

Also: Pique, Alba, Navas, Mata, Llorente.


GERMANY

Starting 11: Neuer;  Hummels, Mertesacker, Boateng, Lahm;  Ozil, Khedira, Schweinsteiger;  Muller, Kroos, Gotze.

Also: Westermann, Bender, Schurrle, Reus, Podolski, Gundogan, Klose, Gomez.


ARGENTINA

Starting 11: Romero;  Zabaleta, Coloccini, Campagnaro;  Mascherano, Maxi Rodriguez, Lamela;  Aguero, Messi, Higuain, Lavezzi.

Also: Garay, Otamendi, di Maria, Alvarez, Palacio.


ENGLAND

Starting 11: Hart;  Cole, Baines, Lescott, Cahill;  Gerrard, Lampard, Milner; Rooney, Defoe, Sturridge.

Also: Young, Carrick, Welbeck, Walcott, Carroll.


ITALY

Starting 11: Buffon;  Chiellini, Barzagli, Bonucci, Maggio;  De Rossi, Pirlo, Montolivo, Marchisio;  Balotelli, Rossi.

Also: Balzaretti, Ranocchia, Aquilani, Florenzi, Gilardino, Giovinco, Toni?, Totti?


FRANCE

Starting 11: Lloris;  Debuchy, Evra, Sakho, Koscielny;  Ribery, Valbuena, Nasri, Sissoko;  Benzema, Giroud.

Also: Sagna, Rami, Abidal, Gourcouff, Menez.


BELGIUM

Starting 11: Mignolet;  Van Buyten, Vermaelen, Vertonghen, Kompany;  Dembele, Fellaini, Hazard;  Mirallas, Lukaku, Benteke.

Also: Lombaerts, Simons, Witsel, De Bruyne, Mertens.


NETHERLANDS

Starting 11: Stekelenburg;  van der Wiel, Heitinga, Janmaat;  Strootman, de Jong, van der Vaart, de Guzman;  van Persie, Robben, Lens.

Also: not many quality alternatives...


URUGUAY

Starting 11: Muslera;  Lugano, Godin, M. Pereira;  Gargano, A. Pereira, Rodriguez, C. Rodriguez;  Forlan, Cavani, Suarez.

Also: not many quality alternatives...


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Finally, here is the top 11 of those who will be watching the World Cup on TV because their national teams failed to qualify...

Cech (Czech Republic);  Vidic (Serbia), Subotic (Serbia), Alaba (Austria), Piszczek (Poland);  Hamsik (Slovakia), Ramsey (Wales), Bale (Wales), Jovetic (Montenegro);  Lewandowski (Poland), Ibrahimovic (Sweden).

This is a very competitive team!

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

2014 World Cup seedings, draws, and "groups of death"

(Un)fortunately, FIFA's new seeding rules closely resemble those of the NFL, where undue prominence is given to division leaders that may not even have a winning record, while teams with the third-best record in the nation may have to scrape through in the wild card round. Likewise, here many good teams are relegated to the second tier, while teams who won relatively easy qualification groups get top-tier seeds.

On the one hand, this is purely meritocratic, which makes sense, and it could spice things up at the group stage, which is fun. On the other, it can severely diminish the quality of the spectacle at the knockout stage, which is definitely not fun. It's a trade-off. As one of FIFA's main goals lately is to increase the visibility and opportunity of historically lesser teams (a "sports affirmative action" of sorts), that seems sensible after all... I often prefer unpredictability to tradition, after all.

Here are the likely seeding pots going into the final stage draw on December 6:



One thing that jumps out is the possibility of a group with three previous Cup winners, as England and Italy are in the second tier and France is in the third. A group with Brazil, Italy, and France and a group with Argentina, England, and France are "groups of death" by any standards -- so much historical rivalry! And it is only because of the rule that no more than two European teams can be drawn into the same group that we will avoid groups like Germany, Italy, and France (can you imagine that?).

More possible groups of death, for the fun of it:
Brazil, Netherlands, Ivory Coast, Japan
Germany, Netherlands, Ghana, Japan
Argentina, Portugal, Ivory Coast, USA
Spain, England, Nigeria, Mexico

Not all of these are horrible. Perhaps the worst of all is the group with Brazil, Italy, France, and Japan, which is arguably best team from the fourth tier. That group would be three-fourths of group B at the latest Confederations Cup that gave rise to highly spectacular matches.

Now for some easy groups, that is, the groups that second-tier European teams are really hoping for:

Switzerland, Italy, Algeria, Honduras -- the Italians' wet dream
Colombia, Netherlands, Ecuador, Iran -- nice 'n easy for the oranje
Belgium, England, Cameroon, Australia -- not exactly easy, but I'd love to see this for the precedents

In general, everyone wants to get Colombia, Switzerland, Ecuador, and Algeria. Not that these are easy, because remember, there are no easy teams: this has been a cutthroat qualifying season full of talent. But surely there are more affordable groups. Belgium, as is clear by now, will be a major outsider, and if they live up to expectations they could go a very long way.

There is also the following observation. Having an easy group is not necessarily great. Some teams, such as Italy and Uruguay, typically exalt themselves when they play big teams, and especially their historical rivals, and tend to struggle against the underdogs. In this sense, perhaps most great teams prefer a balanced group over an easy one. And given FIFA's new seeding, that is almost guaranteed to happen.

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

World Cup 2014 qualified teams

Assuming no upsets in the last round of (inter-federation tiebreakers), here are the 32 qualified teams for the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil and some fun stats to go with that:

EUROPE: Germany, Spain, Italy, England, Netherlands, France, Portugal, Belgium, Switzerland, Russia, Greece, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia.
SOUTH AMERICA: Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay, Colombia, Chile, Ecuador.
NORTH/CENTRAL AMERICA: Mexico, Costa Rica, Honduras, USA.
AFRICA: Nigeria, Ivory Coast, Cameroon, Ghana, Algeria.
ASIA: Japan, Iran, South Korea, Australia.

Bosnia-Herzegovina qualify for their first-ever World Cup. Hooray! ALL previous Cup winners have qualified: Uruguay, Italy, Brazil, England, Germany, France, Argentina, and Spain. Surprisingly, this is only the second time in the last six editions that this has happened.

The most notable absences given previous World Cup records are Sweden (one final and two third places) and the Czech Republic (two finals). Burkina Faso barely missed qualification, which would have been their first. They would also have been the country with the lowest GDP to ever qualify for a World Cup.

South America has by far the best qualification record: 6 qualified nations out of 10, followed by Europe (13-53), Africa (5-52), Asia (4-43), and North-Central America (3-35). Oceania qualifies 0 nations out of 11, for the 18th time in 20 World Cups.

The draw for the group stage, host city assignments, and knockout-stage pairings will be held Saturday, December 6 in Costa do Sauipe, Bahia, at 12/noon EST. The World Cup is June 12-July 13.

(Sources: FIFA, UEFA, Goal, Wikipedia).

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Against synchronized swimming


In this article, Chris Spicer defends synchronized swimming as a difficult discipline that requires great talent and athleticism and is unfairly lambasted for bad reasons. The only such reason he (she?) considers is that maybe people hate it because it "looks easy."

I don't hate it because "it looks easy." I hate it because it is sexist and looks dumb.

I totally agree that the routines are crazy hard and deserve respect for the athletic prowess they require. That's the whole point. The talent and athleticism are all but drowned by the supposedly artistic presentation, and THAT is what turns people off and makes them ridicule the sport.

The forced smiles, the nose clamps, the unnecessarily revealing high-cut swimsuits, the circus head gear, the whorish makeup...

All these artificial superstructures turn amazing gymnasts into meat on display, which of course wouldn't happen if they were male.

Monday, July 1, 2013

Wimbledon quarterfinals!

Amazing round of 16 today! Few real surprises, but they were shocking. First of all, here's the men's and women's tables in the quarterfinals:

Lisicki-Kanepi
Radwanska-Li
Stephens-Bartoli
Kvitova-Flipkens

Surprised to see Lisicki here instead of Serena? I sure am! I thought it would be little more than a walkover, and for a while there it was, but then Sabine dug deep and pulled through (more on that later). I had also expected the Li-Vinci match in the R16 to be far more contested than it was, so hopefully the Radwanska-Li match here will be a lot better: on paper, that and Stephens-Bartoli are the ones to really look forward to. I am a big fan of Marion, but if Sloane goes through it will be quite amazing: three consecutive quarterfinals in her first three Major tournaments, all this year. Not bad at all.

Djokovic-Berdych
Ferrer-Del Potro
Kubot-Janowicz
Verdasco-Murray

This is where Federer-Nadal "should" have been. In its place, instead, is the first-ever all-Pole match in any official tournament. The top half is also crowded, with the repeat of the 2010 semi where Berdych destroyed Djokovic and what I believe to be one of the most entertaining meetings in modern tennis: Ferrer-Del Potro. While I still predict a Murray-Djokovic final, this is going to get quite interesting!

Sunday, June 30, 2013

Confederations Cup

Brazil spanked Spain, as might have been predicted. I guess we found out the best way to counter tiki-taka: run at 'em, tackle 'em, and knock it out from under their feet... for 90 minutes... without fault... and score pretty much every chance you get. Easier said than done, and it probably takes Brazil to do it, though to be fair Italy did a pretty good job of it yesterday and was only defeated in a (closely contested) penalty shootout. So, in a sense, this CC reflected what we had in part already gleaned from Euro 2012 and the inter-tournament qualifying season: Spain's domain has waned, even as their individual talents allow them to remain on top for the time being.

The CC also turned out to be a pretty faithful representation of what I believe to be the relative forces of world football at this time: Brazil and Spain well over everybody else, with Italy and Uruguay sitting in second. France, Netherlands, and Argentina are the usual "others," though none have excelled so far in their WC 2014 qualifiers. So far, Scolari, Del Bosque, Prandelli, and Tabarez have done a very good job of managing their talents.

With the exception of the CONCACAF Gold Cup, there is no more serious international football from here to Fall, so this was effectively the last important game until the next WC 2014 qualifying round. (On a personal note, I watched it with my bff, who fell in love with Brazil's [and Chelsea's] David Luiz, his amazing hairdo, and his even more amazing goal line clearance. Seriously, though, check that shit out: what a play! Rightfully celebrated like a goal by the Maracanã).





Saturday, June 29, 2013

Wimbledon Round of 16



In a Wimbledon marred by injuries, upsets, and withdrawals -- but, surprisingly, not by rain yet! -- both the men's and the women's tables seem fairly uncontested.

Women's Round of 16

Williams-Lisicki
Robson-Kanepi

Radwanska-Pironkova
Vinci-Li

Puig-Stephens
Bartoli-Knapp

Kvitova-Suarez Navarro
Flipkens-Pennetta

With Sharapova and Azarenka out, Serena has virtually already won. In my view, the only hope is Sloane Stephens, who is the only player on this table to have defeated Williams in the past year (Australian Open 2013). Radwanska is no threat, and neither is past champion Kvitova, who hasn't been too hot this year. Also notable is the presence of three Italians, and the match between Roberta Vinci and Li Na promises to be especially entertaining, as both are in terrific form and have never met on grass.

Men's Round of 16

Djokovic-Haas
Tomic-Berdych

Ferrer-Dodig
Seppi-Del Potro

Kubot-Mannarino
Janowicz-Melzer

Verdasco-De Schepper
Youzhny-Murray

The top-level upsets of Nadal and 7-time champion Federer make a Djokovic-Murray final likely, and it would be extremely competitive and open-ended. It seems difficult that any other players can endanger those two. The most interesting match of this round is Tomic-Berdych, both of whom have won challenging third round matches, have similar playing styles, and have been in excellent shape. Also of interest are Djokovic-Haas and Youzhny-Murray, because Haas and Youzhny are playing some of the best tennis of their career and they just might be able to at least force a 4- or 5-setter.
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Saturday, June 22, 2013

A retrospective on Italy-Brazil

1970 World Cup final. Pelé is looking at the camera.
Today at the Confederations Cup 2013, Italy and Brazil clash in the last match day of the group stage. Relatively little is at stake: leadership in group A and the "right" to avoid playing Spain in the semifinal.

Yet, it is virtually guaranteed to be a remarkable game, as Italy-Brazil is one of the footballing world's most exciting rivalries. It is not as historically and emotionally charged as Germany-England, nor does it rise to the Olympus of all sports rivalries as Brazil-Argentina derby; but it is still one not to be missed. Their 1982 and 1994 World Cup meetings are widely considered to be among the top 20 football games in history, and the latter is surely the most spectacular game to end 0-0.

For one, Brazil and Italy are the winningest national teams in history, the Seleção having won the FIFA World Cup five times (1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002) and the Azzurri four times (1934, 1938, 1982, 2006). Together, their nine World Cup titles equal all the other nations' titles combined, and since the World Cup's inception either Italy or Brazil have won a title in every single decade (remember that no WC were played in the 1940s). If that's not impressive, I don't know what is.

From a historical perspective, before the 1970s Italy and Brazil used to represent the two traditional schools of football, the Brazilians with their spectacular all-court play emphasizing speed and footwork, and the Italians with their reasoned and tactical approach to midfield play-making.


Rossi and Falcao in the epic 1982 match that Brazil
could have drawn but absolutely wanted to win to prove,
their superiority -- ultimately resulting in their demise.
The following head-to-head stats include all official international matches, including friendlies. Games played: 17. Brazil wins: 8. Italy wins: 6. Draws: 3.

When considering only World Cup games, Brazil leads 3-2 in wins and there have been no draws. Their World Cup meetings include two finals won by Brazil (1970, 2004), one semifinal won by Italy (1938), one quarterfinal won by Italy (1982), and a third-place match won by Brazil (1978).

Italy has not defeated Brazil in official competitions since 1982, a 3-2 win that propelled Italy into the semis and eventually the title. Since then, it's been three Brazil wins and four draws.
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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Running up the score: virtue ethics, mutual respect, and winning (too) big

When one team is a lot better than another, there might be a blowout: a one-sided, mostly uncontested victory by a large number of points; then of course how large the margin of victory must be before it is called a blowout depends on the individual sport and on individual attitudes to scores. Blowouts are usually fair, if nothing else. If the terms of the competition are even (same league, same number of players, same rules, no favoritism, etc), then even the most humiliating final score is fair by definition.

The more interesting question is: are blowouts right? Does the winning team have some sort of "duty" to stop piling up the points after it becomes clear that they will win? We all agree that we should respect our opponents, but how exactly is that respect expressed in sporting competition?

I want to discuss this issue from a standpoint of virtue, which is always helpful in sports ethics. In my view, there's no one correct answer to the question of whether blowouts are right. One's answer depends on how one weighs the conflicting virtues that we all agree are worth pursuing, such as fairness, respect, and honor. Personally, I tend to be tolerant of blowouts, because for me "respect" in sports means to play by the same rules, to maintain one's initial commitment to competitiveness, and to acknowledge the opponent's desire for self-determination. Thus, for me, preserving the virtue of respect justifies the "humiliation" of a typical blowout.

I should remark, however, that this view of respect is limited to sports, which are by their nature competitive. Games can be recreational, and it is well for recreation to be noncompetitive. But sporting competition is not about having fun, participating, or expecting outcomes that don't hurt too much. In my view, sports are exclusively about the committed confrontation of measurable skills, and as such command a view of respect based on self-determination and fair rules.


Blowouts

In 2011, Christian Heritage Academy defeated West Ridge Academy 108-3 in a regional girls' basketball game. The incident spurred some interesting commentary (see here and here, for example), which correctly identified some of the ethical issues that are interesting to me. As I recall, reactions on social media were far more polarized, some lamenting the incident as abominable and others shrugging it off as normal.

Both reactions are compatible with the same ethical principle of sportship: you should respect and not humiliate your opponent. The disagreement is only about which action is humiliating or respectful. What's more in line with the desired virtue? Do we care more that the final score adequately reflect skill or do we care more that one of the teams doesn't feel ganged-up on by a large margin of victory? And what exactly is this "respect"? Is it something like showing manners to your elders and being nice to everyone? Does it entail a deeper and more significant view of the personhood and free agency of others? How do we tell?

We can start with the facts. For one, losing teams rarely cry foul. In the basketball case, West Ridge said they didn't resent the score and this was no incident: they were beaten fair and square, period. Likewise, in a 2002 World Cup qualifier game, the American Samoa national team expressed no resentment after losing 36-0 to Australia (that's a very big loss in association football/soccer, perhaps the equivalent of 300-0 in gridiron football).

In both cases, the reasons adduced by the losers are the same: they don't want the other team to go easy on them. It would be more humiliating to lose by 20 points because the other team wasn't trying or because of a mercy rule than to lose big but fairly. Thus, of the two options above, many losing teams seem to prefer that the final score reflect talent. After all, a minimum requirement of participating in sports is to accept a priori the possibility of a (big) loss, so most teams enter the competition with a mindset like "whatever happens will be fair."

As for the winners, there's no doubt that many winning teams do hold back, consciously or otherwise, and that most blowouts could be a lot worse. Take, for example, Spain's 10-0 smackdown of Tahiti in the Confederations Cup today, which spurred me to write this piece. While it may seem cruel, especially as the Tahitian team is made of amateurs, Spain played none of its usual starters, ran slowly for most of the game, and failed to score in seemingly absurd ways. By all standards they held back, and if they hadn't the scoreline would have been more like 25-0, which would have been a more fair reflection of talent.

(Obviously, some blowouts also happen between teams whose matches do not usually produce blowouts. A famous case that comes to mind is Manchester United's shocking 7-1 defeat of AS Roma in the 2006-7 Champions League quarterfinal, after Roma had won their home leg 2-1. But of course these are accidents due to "one bad night" for an otherwise good team, and thus aren't the kinds of blowouts that I'm discussing).


Virtues

So much for what teams usually do. What should they do? The Aristotelian virtue-based ethical system is very useful in sports ethics, where morally interesting cases are often insufficiently clear-cut to warrant consequentialist or deontological analyses; much fine-tuning is needed, and there must be room for individual psychology, intuition, and emotion, and virtue ethics alone can accommodate for those.

We have already identified the key virtue, that of respect for the opponent, which is incontrovertibly the goal of all involved; I suppose that for some the only goal is victory, and to hell with fairness and respect, but as those aren't subscribing to the principles of fair and honest competition in the first place I feel confident in discarding their opinion.

Respect for the opponent can take many shapes. One is some version of the golden rule: treat them as you want to be treated; treat them as equals; treat them as if seeing yourself in them; etc. This is probably true of all, but it is trivially true, and doesn't speak to what we're really interested in finding out: *how* one should be treated, how one should *want* to be treated, etc.

Another way to express respect is to withhold judgment about an opponent's talent, to consider his or her worth as unproven until actually proven by competitive means. Defenders of this reasoning could say something like this: "the only way to find out their abilities is to play them to the best of our abilities; therefore, we won't try to judge them by means other than the fair means of competition, lest we come across as being prejudiced." This attitude is akin to trusting the verdict of the field more than one's own, or to let things go as they will, or to "let nature take its course" if we will.

The main appeal of this way is that "respect for the opponents" is really respect for their self-determination and autonomy. This is a Kantian concept to which I am especially partial. It would be very disrespectful for me to treat you according to my opinion of your worth, so I will give you the most respect by letting you to prove your own worth freely, even if that should result in a big loss. In other words, the claim "I respect you" is false unless it includes the claim "I respect your right and desire to be a free agent making free decisions," which includes the free decision to commit to the principles of fair competitiveness required for participation in sports. Otherwise, it's meaningless for us to even compete at all.

Yet other ways to respect opponents are to minimize their suffering while remaining true to the spirit of the game; or to act in such a way as is most likely to maintain a healthy relationships in the foreseeable future, both with your present opponents and with other teams. While probably less conducive to blowouts than the previous two accounts, these needn't be in open conflict with those. It is possible to respect one's opponents in the self-determination way discussed above while at the same time ensuring the maintenance of a relationship healthy enough for future encounters; this is especially important between teams or players who compete in the same league year after year, where blowouts can give rise to bitter rivalries and escalating tensions.

To sum up, as far as respect for opponents is concerned, what one should do depends largely on one's preferred account of respect, among those discussed above and others.

Another crucial virtue is respect for the game, which is different from respect toward the opponent. Some feel that to hold back means to offend the good name of the sport itself. This is a metaphor, as "the sport" is not a person and cannot be offended. But sport exerts great sociopolitical influence on people and peoples, giving birth to rites, traditions, habits, allegiances, and ideas -- and those are held and propagated by people, who, as their bearers, can be offended if they are violated. In more general terms, all agents have a prima facie duty to play by the rules of their activity; and, following de Coubertin, one of the chief rules of sports is that players will try their best and strive to win (which, of course, is not at all incompatible with accepting defeat graciously!). Thus, insofar as one isn't trying one's best, one isn't playing by the rules. This also connects to the previous points about respecting opponents, who arguably are trying their best: in this sense, to hold back means to play with a different set of rules.

A third key virtue at stake is that of honor, which applies to both sides. On the one hand, the losing team may feel as if their good name has been tarnished after a blowout, that "it doesn't end there" and the memory of the defeat will continue to do lasting damage. This is especially relevant when the team is affiliated with an important social institution like a school or township, as it often is. On the other hand, some may find it even more dishonorable to have been judged as unworthy instead of being let free to prove themselves. The honor of the winners is called into question too, as it may be dishonorable to either run up the score (which is like bullying a weaker kid at school) or to hold back intentionally (which runs contrary to the spirit of doing one's best). Again, the important of the virtue of honor depends on how much weight is given to it. If much weight, to do anything but one's best dishonors the opponent, oneself, and the principle of fair competition, and thus the sport as a whole. If not a lot of weight, discussion of blowouts probably best rests with respect.


Being nice

So far, much of my discussion of the relevant virtues seems to suggest that there is little wrong and much right in running up the score. Yet a very strong intuition remains that "it is just not nice" to win big. Even though I am generally okay with blowouts, sometimes this feeling has a lot of intuitive purchase with me, and I know that some people base their entire judgment on it  The idea is that regardless of all other considerations, it's just impolite, vicious, inconsiderate, or rude to treat your opponents like that.

This sort of reasoning can be motivated in several ways. The obvious one is that if the goal of the game is to win, then once you know you will win you should stop playing. This means to give very little weight to competitive fairness, which matters less than friendship and a certain qualitative assessment of consequences ("it feels bad to lose like this, so we should avoid to make others feel bad in that way"). Sometimes this sort of argument is tempered with suggestions that the instead of not trying, the winning team should replace their starters, play with fewer players, try their hardest play calls to decrease their probability of scoring, or even actively encourage or assist their opponents.

A similar argument is that inflicting blowouts, as well as accepting them as fair and square, reflects a vicious attitude of machismo according to which it is better to go down fighting than to be helped; better to die standing than to live on your knees; and a whole slew of similar traditionally masculine and warmongering slogans. This is undoubtedly connected to the virtue of honor, but only a particular take of it, on which the honorable thing to do is fight at all costs and until the very end.

Notice that these aren't really arguments in favor of holding back, but rather in favor of changing the rules of the game themselves. People who sympathize with this position are thinking outside the "sports box" and are focusing first of all on the players as people, not as players. If the discussion of virtues in the previous sections all but mandates big blowouts in order to keep with the spirit of the sport, then it's the spirit of the sport that's wrong.

One can be committed to this attitude in varying degrees. One may say that games should be able to be suspended when one team is obviously superior, either by mutual agreement or by some kind of mercy rule. For example, a game will end whenever there is a 10-goal difference, or a 50-point difference, etc. More strongly, one may even reject the entire competitive framework and claim that sport just has no reason to be, not if one of its possible consequences is the humiliation of its participants. In concordance with the critique of machismo, the idea here is that sports merely exacerbate human competitiveness and channel it into a violence-producing, privilege-reinforcing, diversity-shaming activity. While I reject most such statements as baseless and false, as I briefly discuss in the conclusion, they are not at all absurd or insane.


Institutional efforts

The picture that is emerging is that one's attitude to blowouts depends on moral commitments that are mostly unrelated to sports. It depends chiefly on one's view of mutual respect, of competition, and of how to weigh conflicting virtues. If so, there isn't much left that's objective in evaluating this issue. One element on which the sides can converge is that sports' organizing bodies should attempt to reduce the possibility of blowouts in the first place.

This issue is intuitively appealing: if a confrontation ends in a blowout, was it ever fair to begin with? So far I have been assuming that if two teams or players are playing each other in some sort of official game or match, then there is a basic competitive fairness that's in place and that's been accepted by both as a prerequisite of participation. Sometimes, however, that is not the case. Following the American Samoa debacle in 2002, FIFA was convinced to introduce more preliminary rounds in the World Cup qualifiers so that teams wouldn't be forced to play those games. That basically amounts to an admission that games like Australia-American Samoa were simply not fair at all and should not have been played.

Most sports already have systems in place to avoid potential unfairness. Most FIFA tournaments include several "preliminary rounds" where the weaker teams play one another before the "cream of the crop" advances to face the better teams. In the US, the NFL ensures that weaker teams are strengthened by picking first in the Draft, which avoids polarization and the endurance of dynasties. Even individual sports, like swimming and athletics, pool together athletes based on their demonstrated results, such as personal or season bests. These are all pragmatic ways to ensure that competition is both fair and interesting.

Of course, there are also counterproductive efforts in this sense. For example, FIFA, ATP, and WTA all distinguish between "seeded" and "unseeded" teams or players in their draws, making sure that better competitors are "rewarded" by playing at least some weaker opponents at some point. This system also provides incentives to perform well.

In general, though, the world's sport governing bodies do a decent job of eliminating the possibility of blowouts, which do remain a relative rarity. In part this is to avoid the moral qualms that I have been discussing, and thus their fallout; and in part it's out of pure self-interest, because one major consequence of running up the score is that blowouts ain't fun to watch. When choosing between a well-contested game and a one-sided game, almost every viewer will choose the former. Many American networks even suspend broadcast of certain blowouts to "take you to a more competitive game" that's taking place somewhere else. Granted, that people don't want to see them is a piss-poor reason why blowouts are bad, but it does give governing institutions a strong reason to avoid them.


Conclusion

Personally, I don't feel very bad for the team on the losing side of a blowout. Part of this is because I do not believe that attitudes like "it is more important (for all involved) to have fun than (for anyone) to win" have any place in organized sporting events. Kids kicking a ball at the playground after school probably are doing it just for fun, but amateur and professional sports are neither about having fun nor about winning: they are competitions with the goal of measuring skills while producing entertainment. That is, my view of sports is inextricably tied to the concept of competition, to the point that one cannot exist without the other. "Playing football" noncompetitively is not sports: it is kicking a ball, an activity that vaguely resembles another activity that football players also do. That's mighty fine, and it is probably the most appropriate way to play for children and some amateurs, but it is not sports. So if we want to say that a certain game is a sporting event, it must be competitive; and if it is, then the above observations about virtue apply, and in my opinion justify the occasional blowout.

Another reason why I feel this way is that I have been on both sides of a blowout as a soccer player when I was younger, and it was always very educational.

As a winner, it was awkward to keep scoring and frustrate our opponents, but we were also motivated by their efforts to give it their all and try their best. We once far outscored a group of younger kids who could barely even  shoot on goal, but they didn't give up and so neither did we. It was seeing their effort that spurred us to continue playing at our level, if with the caveats discussed in the first section. So as far as virtues are concerned, in the heat of the moment I remember a strong pull toward "respect for the opponent," motivated in something like "respect for self-determination." Going easy on them wouldn't have been merely disrespectful, but dishonest too. To hold back is to cheat.

As a loser, it was indeed humiliating to lose big. Sometimes, anger and shame are excellent motivators to do better, in sports as in life. Some other times, you feel the negative and unproductive humiliation from which nothing good can come, and you just want it to stop. However, and again in my own experience, the losing team's reaction to a big blowout depends a lot on their opponents' attitude, not on the score. Are they beating you out of mutual respect or are they putting you down and deriding you? If the former, it is rare to feel negatively about a blowout. If the latter, then even if they're more talented than you they are your moral inferiors and you stand on a moral high ground. There is a very big difference between feeling ashamed and being shamed: the former is quite alright, but not the latter. So, in my opinion, losing big in sports may be shameful, but the team who beats you is not necessarily shaming you. And if the account of respect based on self-determination that I've been defending is convincing, then you are being shamed when you are not being soundly beaten by a much better team.

Again, my view is far from absolute. It only applies to cases where competitors choose to participate in an event that's based on fair competition, and only when those choices are free and autonomous. When any one of those elements is lacking, I struggle to even call that event a sporting event in the first place; it is, at most, a physical recreational activity that resembles a sport. In those cases, probably blowouts aren't as acceptable, since either autonomy or competitiveness are lacking -- but other than young children at a playground, those cases aren't very common or very interesting. As concerns amateur and professional organized sports, the occasional blowout is not to be feared or decried, but rather taken as an inspiration to remind oneself of the nature of competitive sports.
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